The Steam Machine theoretically makes sense for how I want to game. I get to bring all of my PC games with me and play on ...

But when my editor told me he vibe coded a Minesweeper remake, my wheels started spinning, and eventually went off the rails.

Quickly! They’re so full of turkey and grits (that sounds like American food, right?) that the editors can’t even move, let alone stop me filling up the front page of Kotaku yet again with a massive ...