Top meteorologists have revealed a new scale of windiness based on Sammy Wilson’s face, that they hope will make it easier for people to understand the dangers posed by bad weather. “We’ve been trying ...

Derry, Londonderry, Legenderry, Doire, The Maiden City, Stroke City, The Walled City and more. Even people who live there don’t know what call it without starting an argument. A whopping 92% of ...

The debate around Northern Ireland’s linguistic culture took an unusual twist today with the launch of a campaign for an English Language Act specifically tailored for the Province. The move comes ...

Theologians at one of Northern Ireland’s top colleges claim to have uncovered evidence that the new DUP leadership team has its origins in a biblical flood 4000 years ago. “In the book of Genesis, we ...

There is growing concern among community representatives in East Belfast after a local man added a second flag to his home, and immediately declared himself “100% more loyal” than his single flagged ...

The release of the new James Bond film, ‘No Time To Die’ has actually been delayed due to controversy over plans to out him as an IRA double-agent secretly working towards a United Ireland, The Ulster ...

Northern Ireland’s unemployment problems were sensationally solved overnight after everyone in the country became a fully qualified legal expert, the Ulster Fry has learned. “I can’t really explain it ...

Everyone in Northern Ireland is set to be deported after the Government announced that only people who can speak English will be allowed to reside in the UK after Brexit. “We haven’t a clue what you ...

Police have confirmed that a Tyrone motorist has been detained after he failed to put his hand up to acknowledge a driver passing in the opposite direction. It is understood that 36-year-old Newton ...

Irritating pop star Ed Sheeran has been approached to take over the role of “Ginger Prince” in the Royal family, a Buckingham Palace insider has told The Ulster Fry. It is believed that the Queen was ...

Wales could be ceded to the Republic of Ireland under new Brexit proposals leaked to The Ulster Fry. The news follows reports that 47% of the UK population has now applied for an Irish passport, with ...

1. Newsreader Moira Stewart is so popular in County Down that they named the town of Moira after her. They had planned on calling it Stewartstown but her fans in County Tyrone got in first. A state of ...