This is an archived article and the information in the article may be outdated. Please look at the time stamp on the story to see when it was last updated. DENVER (KDVR) — The Infinite Monkey Theorem ...

In March, Governor John Hickenlooper introduced a craft-beer draft system at the Governor’s Mansion. Now he can show off another one of Colorado liquid assets there: wine. On Friday, Hickenlooper was ...

On Sunday, you can get drunk on some monkey at “The Secret Tutelage of the Primate Nation.” No, this isn’t some weird segment from Bizarre Foods: It’s a wine-and-food event (two of them, really) at ...

Talented though they may be, monkeys will never type out the complete works of William Shakespeare, or even a short book, a new study suggests. The Infinite Monkey Theorem is a famous thought ...

Speaking of improbable versus impossible, here's a familiar thought experiment. If you had an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, or one monkey with infinite time, would they eventually type ...

If you sit sufficient monkeys in front of sufficient typewriters and give them sufficient time, eventually their random banging will reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Thus asserts the Infinite ...